Thursday, March 08, 2007

Oy.

Announcer Man: "Muhammad Salah, you've just helped finance a terror campaign to bomb Israel and kill the Jews. What are you going to do now?"

Muhammad Salah: "I'm going to Disney World!"

5 comments:

Icepick said...

And yes, I realize that at least half the people that read that story had the exact same comment I did. It's just so bleedin' obvious....

bill said...

Like Disney won't have him RFID tagged and monitored to the Nth degree. Probably repositioning their satellites --the ones with Hubble-like telescopes, but pointed towards Earth--as we speak.

You do not mess with Walt's frozen head.

Icepick said...

You do not mess with Walt's frozen head.

The frozen head is Ted Williams. Walt's a complete corpsicle.

bill said...

My bad.

Pastor_Jeff said...

But [Distrcit Judge] St. Eve said she is confident Salah will return from the trip.

Oh, well, that's okay then.