Saturday, July 05, 2008

"Major Boobage!"

South Park tried to spoof the movie Heavy Metal a few weeks back, and uncharacteristically failed miserably. It turns out that Heavy Metal is spoof proof! That movie is so incredibly idiotic that even Matt & Trey couldn't do anything to it. However, they did manage to create maybe the two best lines ever spoken in an animated medium:

"I see that you're enticed by my daughter's awesome rocking tits. Then bathe with my daughter in the Fountain of Varnoth. Appease the gods by lathering her boobs with soapy suds." [Start the sequence at 3:05, the quote begins at 3:29.]
"HOLD! You cannot yet caress my daughter's awesome boooobage! There is another suitor...." [Start sequence at 16:48, quote begins at 17:09. And yes, the extra "o's" should be in there.]
You'll have to watch the Comedy Central promos, but it's a small price to pay. Besides, I discovered other benefits to this episode, benefits that had nothing to do with cat urine....

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