Thursday, August 21, 2008

There's nothing about the following story that isn't funny.

In Panama City a female emu named Plop-Plop escaped from a farm last weekend and then holed up with a gang of horses and goats. When the police arrived Plop-Plop "went kind of crazy." So in an effort to avoid injuring the bird or themselves the police subdued Plop-Plop with a taser. Plop-Plop has since made a full recovery.

The weird thing about this story is that it's all true.

1 comment:

Pastor_Jeff said...

That is too awesome. But enquiring minds want to know: Did the taser make her lose cloaca control?

The only thing missing is a Star Trek connection.

"Set phasers to 'large, flightless bird.'"