Tuesday, August 19, 2008

What the hell.

I'm thinking I may as well run for President. Based on the current crop of candidates I'm over-qualified. Besides I already know which music to use at my rallies.

I'll enter to "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta" by Geto Boys.

I'll exit to "I wanna grow up to be a politician" by The Byrds. (The clip is obviously Roger McGuinn working solo but I would use the original version.)

Between entering and exiting my rallies I would dazzle everyone simply by not sucking as hard as the other candidates.

Added: Here's a potential campaign slogan, although I would have to buy the rights to use it:

OUTIS in '08:
'cause when the shit jumps off what the fuck you gonna do?