Monday, January 02, 2012

Why is Rick Santorum hot in Iowa now?

Because he's the latest Republican candidate in Iowa to get recognized for NOT being Mitt Romney. Also, 'S' comes later in the alphabet.

Bachman
Perry
Cain
Gingrich

Other than the Perry Blip it's mostly been alphabetical. Pawlenty just ran out of money before it could be his turn.

And don't ask me about that other Mormon running for the Republican nomination. Really, other than the news media and his family, no one gives a shit about Huntsman's candidacy. There's probably 15 other schmucks running for the nomination that you've never heard of either.